leviticus

new livejournal. for anyone who couldn't finish the ernie hudson challenge.

2006-06-01T19:10:21Z

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add that shit. or, uhhh, don't. it's your freedom as an american to be able to choose.

the ernie hudson challenge begins. make it to the end and get the prize!

2006-05-30T18:44:00Z

THINK YOU CAN BEAT ERNIE?!

HAH, ERNIE ISN'T THIS EASY...

ERNIE GIVES YOU RESPECT. NOT MANY CAN SURVIVE HIM FOR THIS LONG. OH, IT'S NOT DONE.

...congratulations. you've survived the ernie hudson challenge. your reward is my new livejournal name. add it or dont. it'll be friends (for lack of a better word) only. no lurks or sluts (rather, the sluts i don't want reading it) will be able to pry into my amazingly exciting life. so get access rights while you can!

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i wonder how many people deleted my because of this. no i don't.

BLAM~!!!!!!!!!!11

2006-05-24T11:02:17Z

ERNIE HUDSON ALL UP ON YOUR FRIENDS' PAGE, BITCH!

horsethelevi @ 2006-05-12T12:38:00

2006-05-12T19:52:43Z

i might kill someone soon. rock and roll.

c'mon guys! it'll be funnnnn!

2006-05-08T20:48:45Z

i stole this from someone on last.fm but if i posted it there, no one would fucking see it.

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarassing the song.
Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 5: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 6: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1: ~~say goodbye on a night like this if it's the last thing we ever do. you never looked as lost as this, sometimes it doesnt even look like you.~~

2: clusters of people talking secretly to each other. in a bar you can not talk openly to anyone you don't already know.

3: slip and stumble at my first offenses. it's not treason, it's no lie. you talk in paragraphs, i write my sentence. it's not treason, it's no lie.

4: a safe position. a back against the wall. a simple shrug to shrug the questions off. there's no action, there is no reaction.

5: you'll never haul the heat to the bite of the grind, to emulate. digression has left this hard to swallow. sour notes of dissolution played off as dissonance to make believe its attraction.

6: all the drunks in the alleys are takin' up arms to undo their whole lives in a day. if their hearts they don't change before long in the heart of the beast they will lay.

7: you said you're a wreck, you get so upset. you said that you'd ruin everything the first chance you get.

8: there is nothing for which i'm responsible, just this baggage i keep carrying on as if i had someone.

9: ~~13 grand - a year in the meadow lands. bored and rural-poor, lord, at 35, right? i'm the best 17 year old ever.~~

10: off the rails i was and off the rails i was happy to stay. get out of my way.

11: ~~the geek, with no beak: he's so weak he cannot speak! vestigial wings and dwarven legs. a semper fi cranium that's got automatic eggs.~~

12: i have really grown to hate you and everything you've come to stand for. i write these words in vain, you won't read them.

13: dinner call in the late afternoon. the sun stepped down for the moon.

14: burn my body, i'm taking up space. burn and mix me with plaster or paint.

15: ~~scratch off all your scabs and let some blood soak in the bread of your ex love. say you're sorry, you just don't care. you left me bloody on your welcome mat.~~

16: i sit here patiently, i'm waiting for another pose. looking straight at the camera, but she doesn't know what it's for but she smiles anyway.

17: mark the calendar for may. wasn't that the month we started to stick around for magnet compatability?

18: you tried to call. you tried to fall down, too. the news was right. there's a fire inside you.

19: my reflection, dirty mirror. there's no connection to myself.

20: sleep has poisoned me with drunken insecurities. i've forgotten why i called. i guess to say hello or maybe just to let you know i've got no one to talk to. and it's just as well you let me go. at least you've got a story you can tell to all your guys.

good luck. though i doubt anyone is even going to read/attempt any of these.

reminder - the wrens are better than all of your bands

2006-05-06T15:33:58Z

in honor of the wrens re-release of the meadowlands and abbot 1135, i'm going to shove some wrens in your face to help you recognize how great they are. "boys, you won't" is from meadowlands and is an example of why they're the best lyricists and "miss me" is the rare orignal version with different lyrics and is an example of how much 40 year olds can rock.

the wrens - boys, you won't
the wrens - miss me

responsibility treats

2006-04-26T05:13:45Z

so, i got a job or whatever. i start working sometime next week, i guess. johl got me a job working with him as a painter. anybody that knows me also knows how fucking lazy and unmotivated i am, so this should be a fun little social experiment on myself at the very least. but it pays really well and it's a job that can actually turn into a career. plus, i wouldn't be dealing with the general public like in a dead end retail job in a mall somewhere. the downsides are having to wear white painter dickies and a plain white shirt and having to go in there knowing absolutely nothing about painting. fuck, what-the-fuck-ever.

well, that was shitty.

2006-04-23T05:23:04Z

sweet, kasey's not in love with me any more, hasn't been for awhile, and is in love with someone else and i'm every reason why she never wants to be with me again. maybe if you're lucky, she'll tell you the stories of how i was so shitty to her for the duration of our relationship or how i was being all CRrrAazy and crying about all of this to her like the 5th grader my hair makes me look like. or, if you want, just ask nice enough and i'll reenact it for you. i mean, what else do i really have to fucking lose, right?

i want to make a shirt. and on it, have "8 years and all i got was this lousy blanket!".

edit: orrrr, wait. maybe that would go better on a blanket and not a shirt?

horsethelevi @ 2006-04-21T18:29:00

2006-04-22T01:29:59Z

today i got into a fight with . so now i look like a blast from freshman year's past.

horsethelevi @ 2006-04-16T04:59:00

2006-04-16T12:11:36Z

incoherent babble part two went just as ignored and uncomprehended as the first. whatever, at least her co-workers and lame friends have something fun to hear about later on.

just something to keep me busy and distract my brain.

2006-04-14T21:20:39Z

Basics
001. name: leviticus heberticus
002. nicknames: bert and every pants brand under the fucking sun.
003. sex: male
004. birthday: 12/12/86
005. star sign: sagittarius
006. place of birth: canton, GA
007. current residence: las vegas, NV
008. hair colour: brown/blonde
009. eye color: blue
010. height: 5'10" - 5'11"
011. writing hand: right

Body ills and skills
012. do you bite your nails: yeah
013. can you roll your tounge?: sure
014. can you raise one eyebrow at a time: yes
016. can you blow smoke rings: smoking is gay.
017. can you blow spit bubbles: yes.
018. can you cross your eyes: yes.
019. colored hair: nope
020. tattoos and where : FRICTION! on da wrists
021. piercing and where: used to have my nostril and lip, took that shit out years ago.
022. do you make your bed daily: fuck that.
023. what goes on first undershirt/bra or underwear: ummm, i don't wear a bra. but i stay in the same boxers for weeks.
024. which shoe goes on first: whichever one i find first
025. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone: maybe, i don't know. i guess if i did it wasn't significant enough to even remember.
026. how much money is usually in your wallet?: $0 - $3
027. what jewelry do you wear 24/7: none.
028. what's sexiest on a guy: a load of my cum
029. what's sexiest on a girl: a sense of humor. also, i like big noses.
030: Would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: what? dates are for fags.
031. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: both. i curl it.
032. how many cereals are in your cabinet: fruity pebbles and coco pebbles. i've hated that shit for years but i'm too lazy to tell my dad, so he just keeps on buying it.
033. what utensils do you use eating pizza: my hands, like you're supposed to.
034. do you cook: does a meth lab count? just kidding.

Grooming
035. how often do you brush your teeth: i try to at least once a day. but seriously, that shit gets done maybe 3 times a week. i still have straight teeth and they're still white, so i don't give a fuck.
036. how often do you shower/bathe: awww, man. maybe once or twice every 2 weeks?
037. how long do these showers last: 20 minutes?
038. hair drying method: towel?
039. do you paint your nails: no, man.
040. do you swear: yeah
041. do you mumble to yourself: yeah, but i'm losing my mind, so that shit's normal when you look at it like that.
042. do you spit in public: i dont usually spit
043. do you pee in the shower: always
044. whats in your cd player: i don't listen to cds. my winamp always has wrens on it, though. they're going to be huge soon, you watch.
045. person you last talked on the phone with: i don't ever answer my phone. don't know why, i just don't. and if i don't know your number, i probably won't even think about answering it.
046. what color is your bedroom: white, i guess
047. do you use an alarm clock: to tell time, not to wake me up.
049. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex: nope
050. ever sunbathed in the nude: that's stupid. i don't want to give my dick cancer.
051. window seat or aisle: cockpit, with a gun, demanding to be flown to new york.
052. what's your sleeping position: paralysis
053. what kind of bed do you like: one with pillows?
054. in hot weather do you use a blanket: nah, man. nah.
055. do you snore: i don't think so.
056. do you sleepwalk: nope
057. do you talk in your sleep: i don't know.
058. do you sleep with a stuffed animal: sometimes my cat. he's stuffed with organs and blood, so that's a stuffed animal.
059. how about the light on: no way, jose.
060. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on: fuck no, that shit is impossible

Last time you:
061. had sex: i can't even guess. it's been that long.
062. were kissed: same as above.
063. watched bambi: fuck disney animated movies.
064. cried: during some severe anxiety attack awhile back. hey, that kind of rhymed.
065. talked on the phone: nope.
066. read a book: i read pretty much every day.
067. punched someone: no clue

Music
068. is music important to you: i like to have it around. when it's good.
069. do you sing?: no way.
070. what instruments do you play?: none
071. what do you think of Eminem: slim shady lp was brilliant, i don't care what anybody says. as a matter of fact, "i just don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

ABC'S
A - Act your age: no way.
B - Born on what day of the week: what? how the fuck should i know? wait, i have my birth certificate somewhere around here. hold on. fuck, that shit dont even say.
C - Chore you hate: the cat box.
D - Dad's name? craig/bert
E - Essential makeup item? no
F - Favorite actor? nicky cage, owen wilson, dj qualls
G - Gold or silver? grey
H - Hometown? canton, GA
I - Instruments you play? none
J - Job title? slacker
K - Kids? never
L - Living arrangements? bachelor pad. me, my dad and kasher
M - Mom's name? no.
N - Number of people you've kissed? under 10, that's for fucking sure.
O - Overnight hospital stays? 1
P - Phobia? panic attacks and going crazy. thanks a lot, god. both are happening.
Q - Quote you like? see: wrens meadowlands album
T - Time you wake up? i try not to. but it's usually sometime i don't want to be.
U - Unique habit? masturbating for 12+hours straight. i guess it's not that unique, i know 2 other people that do it. one of them has gone for 30 hours nonstop.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? i'll eat 'em all.
W - Worst habit? i'm going to have to say quarter ounces of crystal methamphetamine with johl.
X - Xena Warrior Princess!: dyke
Y - Yummy food you make? grilled cheese. sweet, that reminds me, we have bread.
Z - Zodiac Sign? you already asked, cock.

horsethelevi @ 2006-04-11T15:32:00

2006-04-11T23:20:30Z

sweet. i guess that part of my life is over for good. maybe i'll be better for it and it'll help me learn from it and build character or some shit like that.

whatever. rock and roll, deal with it. i guess i'll be more careful with the rest of what's left to lose.

in non-crybaby news, i found all the episodes of comedians of comedy online and i've watched them all like 20 times, no joke. i love zach galifianakis.

confession/reflection.

2006-04-06T09:16:05Z

i've always shat my pants in warm weather. like, maybe sometime in the spring or summer, i'll misjudge my ass and instead of farting i'll dye the back of my boxers army green. it's always green when i shit my pants. never green in the toilet though. i'm wondering if cotton has something in it that gives feces a green tint upon contact. wait... no, that's stupid. then everytime you wipe your ass it would turn green. nevermind, that's a shitty theory (HAH!). im fine in fall and winter, i don't know what the problem is during spring and summer. one idea i have is that maybe the warm weather is making the shit melt inside of my ass. everything happens for a reason, i guess.

wrens documentary promo, because they're going to be huge soon.

2006-04-04T10:49:07Z

http://littlequill.com/media/wrenspromo.mov

also, tori spelling's new show rules.

horsethelevi @ 2006-03-29T05:27:00

2006-03-29T13:28:31Z

never take your sanity for granted.

horsethelevi @ 2006-03-27T15:51:00

2006-03-27T23:53:59Z

you know what's not a fun game? the game where cox cable plays peek-a-boo with my internet connection all fucking day. now i see it! soon i won't!

treats, dude.

2006-03-23T10:55:29Z

i* finally cut my hair, woo!

*kasey

horsethelevi @ 2006-03-18T19:12:00

2006-03-19T03:12:50Z

god, the new morrissey fucking blows. don't waste your time or money on it.

horsethelevi @ 2006-03-16T12:29:00

2006-03-16T20:30:05Z

today must be a thursday. i could never get the hang of thursdays.

i'm calling it right here and now -

2006-03-12T00:02:25Z

the wrens are going to be fucking huge pretty soon, just you watch. that is all.

fuck this, i'm pissed. time to spoil it for the people in my time zone

2006-03-09T05:50:09Z

HOW THE FUCK DID CHLOE DAO WIN?!?! I AM NOW RACIST. I HATE CHINKS.

horsethelevi @ 2006-03-08T06:39:00

2006-03-08T14:45:51Z

project runway season finale tonight @ 10:00 PM!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, my money is on santino. watch it, faggots.

new myspace

2006-03-06T08:05:39Z

i deleted my old myspace and made a new one just because.

www.myspace.com/levihasherpes

add it if you want, or don't, because i'm too lazy to go out and look for my old friends.

those indians, always doing something wrong.

2006-02-09T03:08:34Z

not this kind of indian.

this kind.

they're making a fight club movie. yes, an indian fight club movie.

as you can see from this trailer, they took the "all singing, all dancing crap of the world" thing too far.

http://www.erosentertainment.com/erospromos/moviepromos/broadband/quicktime/Fightclub.mov

to-rape list:

2006-01-29T06:15:42Z

if you, or if someone you know, happen to be one of these girls, please let me know so that i can marry you/have sex with you/force-both-on-you-at-gunpoint-if-you-don't-agree-to-one.

alyson michalka, phil of the future

ashley tisdale, suite life of zack and cody

maria taylor

lux, rollergirls

rikku, final fantasy X & X2

isabella soprano, cathouse (hbo)

bridget powerz (bridget the midget)

yuffie kisaragi, final fantasy VII